Perry the platypus, you get back here and thwart me this instant! Grandpa: Well, I went out to the barn, I built a balloon, and I won the most famous balloon race in history. Phineas: The only thing that's impossible is impossibility. [repeated line] Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry! Lucky for them I was there or we'd still be trying to escape that [walks directly into the live dinosaur, before running away] T-REX! Candace: [annoyed] No. See you in the pits! Candace: I got two word for you, Mom, GELA-TIN! I'm afraid there is no way to get to the east coast by boat, unless you go all the way around South America. Hmm Well, I guess it's just the two of us, huh? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [summing up his Internet girlfriend] It's not the worse date I ever had. Candace: I'm telling Mom, and you're going down! Y-You're burned down to the bone. version: 2, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I think his name was Sir Railing, or Doctor Stairway, or something. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight? Voice of the Tower: I don't give a flying buttress. Who made these, M.C. You DO know what that means? Norm (Phineas and Ferb) | Villains Wiki | Fandom Candace: Mom! Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Linda Flynn-Fletcher: Oh, Candace, bee-have. Mrs. Johnson: [spotting Candace] That's not Professor Herbert Fonzworth Weatherman Jones. Phineas: No. Dr, Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [as Perry, in Candace's body, tries to attack him] Ha! Phineas: Grandpa Fletcher, we should have a medieval tournament like the knights did in days of yore! Candevere: What flaxen homespun have we swaggering here? Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the platypus, as usual your timing is uncanny. Phineas: They're wasting their time in that swampy marsh. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Shoo! Doofus Khan: Th-that's none of your business, but there's no way she escaped forcing me to move up my plans, I can tell you that! Perry the Platypus, don't do it! Django: [sitting outside, on the steps] You got tossed out too, huh? As they are about to engage for marriage, their relationship is abruptly ended because Chloe is revealed to be owned by Doofenshmirtz' mortal enemy Aloyse von Roddenstein and the rivalry between Doofenshmirtz and Rodney forces the relationship to end. What've you got all over you? Phineas: Come in the Phineas and Ferb Studios, and we'll show you. No time for a trap. Candace: Yo, heroes, got a little somethin' for ya! Buford: You know what I hate about the Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Eh. But I recovered - and you can, too. Phineas: [to Ferb, during the race] Hey Ferb. Bulavolus: She was not a nurturer. There's a never-ending, icy-cold, soul-sucking darkness of space? I'm also packing this book of puns. Phineas and Ferb Homeworld 2nd Dimension Tri-State Area Abilities Flight Hovering Built-in weaponry Augmented strength Large quantities and easy to mass produce Members Red Norm Bots Gray Norm Bots Green Norm Bots Hobby Attending to the Doofenshmirtz family's needs. [rounding another corner, becoming again muffled]. Narrator: I guess the joke was on them. Roger: Well, Nibbles, looks like you're caught like a rat in a trap. Baljeet, you speak boring. Baljeet: At a respectable distance, little master. I'm off to work. [Candace looks aggressive and breathes heavily; Jeremy walks up]. Candace: Toddlers are easy! Phineas, Ferb? And now I don't have enough money left to send Vanessa to the "Grievance" movie marathon she wants to see. What are the odds? Phineas: Hey, Isabella. Doofenshmirtz was unable to remove the hat and Norm thinks that he is a platypus and therefore went chasing him. It was the mouse, wasn't it? Ooo, I'm gonna have to write that one down. These exhibit make the past seem so real. Buford: [climbing aboard the Paper Pelican] You better have some decent grub on this bucket. Baljeet: He means "delightful," and he means the opposite of that. No, something smaller, not that suckling pig. Phineas: Candace, are you ok? Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [tasting an abominable marshmallow] Ooh, it's all marshmallowy and hairy. You should have seen your faces. Candace: [seeing Phineas and Ferb in the garage] What are you doing to Mom's car? Buford: Little master, little master. I'm gonna take this ball and I'm gonna hit it into your goal in one shot. Of course, my arch-nemesis. [opens door revealing Perry holding a bazooka] Come in, Perry. Isabella: Does your stepbrother ever talk? Traffic lights are out all over the city. You're not a quitter, you're a fighter. Then, my father was confident he had outsmarted the tiger, but he was wrong. Phineas: Isabella, we're gonna have the greatest race in history! Or, my HDVR [ahh] -inator. Phineas: Candace, looks like we own you a big thanks for defeating the minitor. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, I'm so sorry I hurt you when I wasn't actually trying to hurt you. Baljeet: Wait until they hear about this at psychology camp! It's a museum. Yes, yes. At what time? OW! British curses are really specific. I finished color coding all your over-alls. Narrator: A long time ago in a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag group of animators made a fake trailer for a Meap Sequel they never intended to make. We-we could spend the day together. It sounds as if sandpaper and a washboard had a baby. Female Backup Vocals: He's an evil jack of all trades. CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS! Have a nosh! The deflatinator ray! Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Of course not, you glorified waffle iron! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [Shanghaied via a phony "schtor"-front] You know, I've always had trouble distinguishing between a schtor and a a painting of a schtor, but it started me off on the greatest adventure of my life! We can have jousting, a catapult, and not bathe. But you did it for love, so it's okay. Assistant to DoofenshmirtzAgent of O.W.C.A. There was the one that kept stabbing me with the fork. Candace: [after repeatedly appearing] Hi, Jeremy. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [regular voice] I will have eternal fame as the answer to that one philosophical question. Shoo! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [trying to figure out how Carl got hit by the Ultimate-Evil-izer and not Major Monogram] But my intelligence specifically said that YOU would be sunbathing. Norm: Let's hope there's no self-destruct button on THIS one! Mom: I'll be back in a few hours. Mom: [walking into the living room] What, what? Buford: Prepare to feel the wrath of Buford! Zoologist 1: I bet I'll have more species named after me that you do. Phineas: [under the effect of the Dull-and-Boring-inator] Hey, I know what we're gonna to today. The vet says Perry needs to wear it for the rest of the day. Candace: I'm double booked! Totally sick of it! [holding the controls]. Candace: Does this suit make my butt look big? Dun-da-daaaah! Come in, get trapped, listen to my back story: When I was a child, I grew flabby, which made me want to make the Fitness Equipment Lock-inator. Phineas: [looking out the windows] It's mom's car. We're saved! I FORGOT the Alamo. Candace: Whoa, heavy. Adyson Sweetwater: [Giving him a rake] Here, make yourself useful. Major Monogram: As for me, I'm off to Cheesetopia! We can spend the rest of the day working on your personality. I came to win! I just keep a bunch of quarters behind my ear 'cause he enjoys it so much. That was fast. Baljeet: [weighing the dandelion in his hand] Hmm. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Wow, you just love to live in the past, huh? Baljeet: [reading the card] If a nerd should save a bully's life, the bully is the nerd's slave for life. [Candace asked Stacy what shade of pink swimsuit she should wear]. That's Crikey. Phineas: Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face. Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Yes, it's something you've always wanted. Well, I would also need to move this little table and the lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet. He runs on squirrel power. Stealing part of the display is very serious. Do I have to deal with this? Candace: [mockingly] Oh Candace, go find us some food. Baljeet: I can not believe I turned down a trip to the community pool for this! Phineas: So Ferb, what do you want to do today? Now we're in trouble. I read Ferb's blog. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [infecting the world with pop-up ads] The best part is that pop-up-adds will never go away. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: "Your name is Ferb?" Buford: Nah-nah, I'll go. However, Doof decides to give up doing evil after learning that Vanessa wants to have an internship at O.W.C.A, and Norm is last seen talking with him, Vanessa, and Perry about their past adventures while having muffins. We should've believed you. We say things like, "We're gonna douse you in ant pheromones," and they're just like, "Okay, whatever." Whatever Phineas: Let's see, with only two of us, we'd have to reallocate some weight in order to Hmm. John Viener. I-I'm parched. And boys, you can find us some shelter if you'd like. I mean what's with all the colors? Buford: [during a city blackout] What 'cha doo-in'? And my voice isn't horrible, it's raspy. I decided to seize the day with both hands and a mop. But I must say that, in retrospect, you were being quite overt. Candace, didn't you have the engine running when we were talking on the video phone? As time has passed, Norm's artificial intelligence has grown, and he is now able to react to conversations on a more human-like level, albeit by still using stereotypical phrases. Candace: You guys wanna read my fan-fiction? We have to capture it and return it to the wild. Affiliations: Dad: Oh, so you're been reading my newsletter. Could this be one of those things that backfires horribly on me? Norm! | Phineas and Ferb (2007) - S01E17 Comedy - Yarn The enemy of the platypus is man. Phineas: That's cool. Isabella: I'm not sure how I feel about that. Klimpaloon, the magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas. Mom: Well um, I'm a little busy, sweetie. Candace: You got so big! shell: { Candace: Then I'll always be his Cou de Crayon. I mean, what were we thinking? Buford: Nah. This article is about Norm. I spent so many summers hoping something would begin. Stacy: [about their jobs] Candace, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Candace: What and let you fall? Phineas: [mumbles with his face into the window] A little more warning would be nice. Phineas: Really? Vivian Garcia-Shapiro: [talking normally] Phineas, honey, how are you? I am sick of it! tweets: { I don't want to hear it. [pause] Nah, still sick of it. Phineas: [mistaking Princess Baldegunde for Candace] Wow, Candace really seems to be enjoying herself today! You know, fights crime with different kinds of burps. Stacy: Yeah, I guess if you're gonna have an unhealthy mind frame, it might as well benefit me. Chloe With the help of our exciting but potentially lethal memory extraction technology, all of your most Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: [as a head cap places itself on Doofenshmitz' head] Ooo. Phineas: [in his half of the armor] There's something almost disturbing about this. I'm too busy hitting buttons randomly! Stopping at an oil-depot, Norm is filled back up with oil, but because the three return to catch them; Agent P does not put the oil cap on. [flashes back to Heinz as a child standing with his mother near a public pool; he looks at her longingly]. Just because Candace is sick doesn't mean you can get away with anything! Vanessa Doofenshmirtz: [on her cellphone, wearing Candace's clothes] I can't believe it, Lacey. Candace: Running for my life, what does it look like? I am the queen! It's not like I yelled. True story. Candace: Awww! "Greece Lightning" Isabella: Why on earth would you build a hot tub on this thing? Everything here is so old, wet, and small. Stars: Vincent Martella, Ashley Tisdale, Thomas Brodie-Sangster, Caroline Rhea. He provides the obligatory "Whatcha doin'?" Phineas: It took Mom and hour to get around that. That's the best you got? But today we'll give a hundred-and-one. Baljeet: Like when we made that title sequence! Charlene Doofenshmirtz: [muffled] Okay honey, I'll see you at feh. On one hand, if you go with the a-chromatic pink, it kind of says, "Hi, I'm Candace, and I'm bedraggled and pallid." Phineas: Sure thing, Hold that thought, Isabella. Candace, the sooner we get started, the sooner we all get to go home. Buford: Oh, oh! It's me, Buford. Iron Man: We have a Baljeet. We are going to make goat vindaloo. What brings you to our campsite? [Ferb has hooked up the remote to a car battery; suddenly, Phineas' car takes off, going much, much faster and plastering him against the seat] OH YEAH! We need to refuel. Phineas: [juggling with Ferb] We're putting on a Medieval tournament. Phineas: My brother's an alien? Linda: I'm afraid your plans will have to wait until after Ferb's dental appointment. [pointing to the C+J stone]. Candace: I've got a perfect view of them from where I'm sitting. Phineas: [now that Candace has her new cell Phineas-Ferb-designed cell phone] Are you sure you don't want to watch the tutorial? Adrian: Yes. Ferb: [to the camera] Our dad sells antiques. Candace: [after Mom and all the Fireside girls turn into crying toddlers] Okay, I get it. Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! Done. During Phineas and Ferb's chariot race, Norm ran into the ox statue outside Paul Bunyan's Pancake Haus, dislodging the ox head and causing it to fall on him. Candace: No leaving the yard, no amusement park rides, no robots, no rocket ships. It's a uni-whale-scorpio-pega-squid-icorn girl. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [to Perry] Hey, great costume, that's the bee's knees, or, you know, wings, in this case. Major Monogram: Sorry, Agnet P. Your monitor is on the fritz today thanks to SOMEONE who isn't aware that croquet is an OUTDOOR game. I'm getting really mad! Doofenshmirtz's Girlfriend: But I love it! [between a chorus of Canaces singing "I gave up!"]. Phineas and Ferb are here! Phineas: You know, "willy-nilly barging" IS a plan of sorts. [snort], Jeremy: Hey, Candace. Baljeet: [standing idly by with Buford and Isabella while Phineas and Ferb enter their inescapable tower] Legally speaking, what is our liability here? Norm-3PO: [after Darthenshmirtz finishes his song] Very good, sir! We we LOVED each other. A dodo bird! Dr. Doofenshmirtz: [making six more copies of his head] Heads I win, tails you lose! Phineas: I guess if I have a regret, it's that I never got reunited with my sister. Phineas: Aw, look at the little guy. Candace: What? Would you like to try it? We got our mummy! Extra: Not me. Norm was supposedly created by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz after realizing that the only way to destroy his lifetime nemesis Perry the Platypus was to find the true enemy of the platypus: not any weapon or ray gun or duplicatable stunt seen on television, but man. Isabella: Absolutely and you want to know the funny part? Candace: With my brothers, might as well call now. I had two earlier, but I didn't share them with you. And why is my hand green? Stacey, I'm like in a stampede! This fossil is my favorite in the museum. We've got one last day in the sun, let's have some serious fun! Phineas Flynn: "I bet everyone we know saw it. Be a good sport. Maybe I should have carried the one instead of dividing by Jeremy's face. A great memorable quote from the Phineas and Ferb movie on Quotes.net - Norm Head Prototype: That's great. You must get it from your father. No, no, no, no! You know, this is a lot harder without Ferb around. Phineas And Ferb Greece Lightning / Trivia - TV Tropes Phineas: [after being chased my Candace wrapped up as a mummy, all excited] Wow! Simple. It's the one where a group of truckers take down a corrupt police force using only their trucks and their saucy colloquialisms. Iron Man: You know, Stark Industries offers summer internships. theme: { Whoop! Ridin', ropin', brandin'. When Ferb was the family jokester: Disney-ABC Domestic Television Advertisement 3. This is a total disaster. If you give me another chance, I promise to hurt you in the right way with cartoonish physical violence and elaborate traps constructed out of strange things I purchased over the internet.